I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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