whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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