do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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