You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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