Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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