I must be too annoying 4 u.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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