I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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