he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I can't turn off my feet"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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