Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I came so hard my ears popped.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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