ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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