D3 body, D1 cock
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
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I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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