I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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