he wants to bone in the snuggie
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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