There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I fill condoms, not promises.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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