before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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