what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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