I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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