I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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