The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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