is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I can text with my tongue
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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