Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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