Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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