I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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