I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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