Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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