OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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