It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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