He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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