420 ftw
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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