Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Did I show you my penis last night?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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