Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
