Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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