if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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