and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i dont even know how to be here
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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