just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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