Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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