guys are only as good as the porn they watch
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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