Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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