I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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