i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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