What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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