she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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