just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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