Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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