We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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