Whod you bang
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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