Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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