What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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