i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Randomize
