its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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