You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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