Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
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Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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