I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
why is half of my head shaved?
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