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Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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