In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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