Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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