Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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